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  1. wholesale jewelry from egypt The strange couple quarreled and encountered a stop quarrel on the street.

    The woman driving, the man came down from the co -pilot.

    The woman's strong roar: "You roll me! There is a kind of car on my car!"

    Male: "Roll and roll! Give me two buses. ! "

    . The daughter is six years old, very smart.

    The quarrel with my mother, turned around and roared at my grandparents: "Look at you, how can you give your son's daughter -in -law? Bull me all day!"

  2. online wholesale costume jewelry stores 1. I was washing clothes one day.
    Son said, "Mom, why is only your woman wash clothes?"
    I said, "Tradition!"
    Son: "You are so hard, I want to change this tradition! Mom's hands are liberated! "
    I:" What do you do? "
    Son: I want to invented a tool that can use my feet to wash clothes! "

    2, Q: Did you wear leather shoes?
    Answer: No.
    Q: Have you eaten leather shoes?
    : R n3, priest: Do you want this man to be your husband? Accompany him to eat melamine milk, Gyllagal yogurt, lean meat, sausage, trench rapeseed ... until the end of life?
    Bride n Father: Do you want this woman to be your wife? Buy cadmium rice, hypoxic wings, aluminum buns, paper rotten ... until the end of life? Congratulations to you as a Chinese -style husband and wife!

    4, one day, my son is playing with a block with his father.
    Dad said, "Baby, dad go to the toilet, can you play with your mother first, Intersection "
    The son said," No, let your mother go to the toilet for you, you will play with me! "

    5, one day, my brother and I went out for dinner.
    passing by a small restaurant, I was about to enter, Brother Biao pulled me and said," Don't enter, this place is not us Affordable! "
    . At first glance, this is not a big hotel, it is just a small restaurant, what ca n’t afford to consume?
    Biao brother puzzled me and said," I came before, I came before, I came before coming. After eating here, go to the hospital to check the stomach. "
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    6, everyone knows that if the store does not have a dime, it will give sugar. Today, when the people at the counter just wanted to find me two sugar for me, our girlfriend handed three past three, and the queue was speechless ...
    The people at the counter were full of black lines.

    7. The newspaper has two opposite views on long -term drinking pure water: one is beneficial, one is harmful.
    Platva's family is in a dilemma, I don't know how to drink water.
    In a family meeting, arguing for a long time, and finally decided that in the future, the whole family drinks pure water every day and drinks ordinary boiling water in both days.

    1, traveling to Taishan, a foreigner came over and talked to me politely, and then looked at me with a smile. I did n’t learn English well, I was stunned, my mind was full! At this time, I cleaned up and calmly said to me while sweeping the floor: "He wants you to help him take a picture ..." 2. After Gongsun Ce danced to make ink, he always licked his pen inertia, and sometimes his lips could not help but stick to it. The ink is black. When Zhan Zhao saw it for the first time, he looked weird. "Mr. Gongsun, Zhanmou has a question that I do n’t know if it’ s not a proper ... ”“ Zhan Guard, but say it ’s okay.” “Are you just kissed Master Bao?” After a while, I came to the room alone, and lying on the bed with a depressed look at the door. I don't know when, the son of the kindergarten stood in front of the bed, and asked in sympathy: "Very depressed, right?" I opened my eyes and looked at my son and sighed. As soon as my son patted my shoulder, he said, "Hey, women are like this! I have been tolerated her for a long time."

    4, my buddy, practicing sports. One day with a travel bag to lift two dumbbells to the sports school, 60kg, when I encountered two motorcycle robbers, I reached out and grabbed my buddy's bag. Essence Essence Then. Essence Essence Then the motorcycle turned over. Essence Essence

    5. The Buddha wants to lose weight and is embarrassed to say that in order to lose weight, the Buddha is vegetarian and claims to be for not killing; for weight loss, the Buddha traversed all the way to exercise, claiming to promote the Dharma; in order to lose weight, the Buddha cut the meat to cut the meat to cut the meat. Feeding the eagle, so hard, when he found that the monkey brother eats the sea all day long, he is still thinner than him, and he was angry and pressed the Monkey Brother for five hundred years. Essence Essence

    6, the blood vessels are relatively thin, go to the hospital to hang a bit, the internship nurse's sister can't get up, go to the nurse chief to come and give me up. Auntie of the nurse looked at me, looked at my arm again, silent for two seconds, and said to the busy nurses behind me: Come here, today the exam exam is advanced. This can be tied up 10 points. Essence Essence

    7, a family of three watched TV on the sofa. The father was thirsty and called the 3 -year -old son to pour a cup of water. The son crawled down from the sofa and walked out again. Soon, he walked back with a cup of water again, and his father took the cup and took a sip to praise his son. His mother asked: How can he get the water from so short? My father thought about it for a long time to conclude: Only toilets!

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    . The little loli of theBOSS is 4 years old. Because of the boss traveling, BOSS brought loli to the office
    Little loli's happiness, bouncing, typical "problem girl", what's the matter Ask
    Is a woman who thinks she speaks loudly, she hugs her tenderly and told her not to speak loudly
    Little loli unhappy, "Then you were in me last night. The room is also called so loud. "
    The office is instantly quiet ..
    4. Classmate Internet cafes call CS and meet a monk. As soon as you enter the door, find our classmates, talk about fate, and turn on the Internet for 1 hour. Then, together with CS together. Suddenly, the monk talked: The monk does not talk about it, headshot! Our classmates were headshot ...
    5. A sports car knocked down a buddy. After getting out of the car, the owner said angrily, "My car comes, why don't you hide?" He did not respond and repeated it again. I saw that the buddy was angry. When he got up, he rushed to the owner of his chin and asked: "Seeing my fist coming, why not hide?"
    6. Some people get sick and die, come to See God in heaven. He said, "Oh, God, I love you so devoutly, why do I get sick and die, do you give me a little hint?" God said, "How many times did I give you? Do you often find your lighter? "
    7. The boy saw a beautiful girl in the bar, and wanted to go up and chat, but dared not dare, so he watched it and wrote a note to hand it to it to it. Girl, read on it: If you like me, please smile, I don't like me, please fighter. The girl looked at the note, smiled, and stood up and patted the table. Essence Essence
    8. Several people were in the golf locker room. A mobile phone rang for a long time, and a man pressed the non -mention keys. Woman: Dear, are you in the club? Male: in. Woman: I saw a BMW less than two million. Men: Buy. Woman: There is also the real estate again, 6,000. Male: Buy. Female: I love you so much. Male: I love you too. The man next to him was stunned. The man hung up the phone and asked: Whose phone is this?
    9. The nephew is almost three years old, and we wore the open crotch pants. Once we walked away from relatives
    This mother changed his pants without open crotch. He squatted down and touched it again. I cried very much
    . He cried and said, "There is no little JJ, no little JJ."
    10. Yesterday, my good buddy gave birth to a daughter. To visit the ward, he hugged his daughter and said to her with a smile, "Quick, call Godfather." Affected by the Internet, I immediately stimulated that the godfather was a derogatory term, so he said, "What, is it called the righteous father, let ... "

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    12. The netizen who posted a netizen said that there was a buddy, which was very true. Once I ate noodles in the cafeteria, I ate unknown black objects, so I reported to the master of the cafeteria that I was scolded, so the buddy bought a bowl silently every day. Noodles, quickly finished eating, and then vomited under the public ... Three days later, the noodles of the cafeteria could not be sold at all, so the master of the cafeteria knelt on the fourth day of the cafeteria asked him ...
    13. A couple took the subway to go to Century Park, after leaving the station, the two were arguing because of the close. The boyfriend insisted on the No. 1, and the girlfriend insisted on going to the No. 2. As a result, the boyfriend could only help the staff of the consultation desk. The aunt looked at the boy and said only one sentence: Go to the No. 1 to go to Century Park, and take the girlfriend No. 2.
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    17. Colleagues are envious, their appearance, fine workmanship, and full horsepower, but a little bit of insufficient is that the battery is not strong ...
    18. A buddy asked to drink, but everyone drank too much. He still had to take a taxi to me send home. In the car, I kept pulling the loop on the co -pilot door and said to the driver's master when I walked to a downtown area: The master is slower, too fast, I feel uncomfortable. The driver's master was very helpless: the traffic jam, brother!
    19. When I was eating, my son suddenly left, ran to the mirror, and poked with his fingers with his fingers. I asked him what he was, and the son said funny: "The tongue was bitten by the teeth, I was criticizing it!"
    20. Just go to the library, climb up in the dark corridor, and go to the side to go through the eyes. Going to a white boy walking on me. I deliberately walked to the middle to block his way. He said that classmates were embarrassed to let me, and I didn't move to keep in the way. He stunned and said that the sister's borrowed, I was unhappy, thinking that I had such an old man? So I turned back with a strange smile and told him, can you see me? After he stunned for a few seconds, he jumped and ran away ...

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